she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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