How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
