im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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