Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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