So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Randomize
