y did u give ur computer a hand job?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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