like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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