I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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