did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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