I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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