Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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