what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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