i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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