Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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