Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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