she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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