All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what day is it and did you see me today?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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