Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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