i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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