I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.