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My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.