exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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