my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.