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  I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent

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  fuckk wrong person

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  .. who was that for? a girlscout?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Did yall have sex?

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  Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?

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  Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen

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• (951): View more from California

  I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...

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• (714): View more from California

  It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German

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