I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.