Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Dick very happy bro
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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