did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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