We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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