I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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