So drunk, too bad you don't want this
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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