You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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