Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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