Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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