I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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