So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
