i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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