At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.