her vagine was all disorganized.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.