I can tuck mytits in my pants
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.