then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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