It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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