discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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