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• (636): View more from Missouri

  dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you

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  when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced

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• (845): View more from New York

  As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Jesus...So southern.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story

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  they all just nodded

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  he sneezed into my face mid-kiss

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  Bless his heart

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...

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