I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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