The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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