no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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