so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
