My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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