i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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