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We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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