Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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