butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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