I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she looked like the before picture.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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