My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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