why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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