i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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