This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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