and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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