I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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