Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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