Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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