Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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