Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
this will be a night to untag.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
